Creepazoids Review

Creepazoids came out in 1987 and was directed by the ever-vermin-infested unknown, please tell us!. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "SF/horror" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 1 incompetent viewers just like you weighed in on Creepazoids. 1 of 'em thought it was great! 0 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.

Dave's Review

The main character said some really funny things. But the ending of this movie was unbelievable. You know how some movies have stupid characters that keep running into danger over and over? Well, that's what the entire last 20 minutes of this movie was about. ...and the whole scene took place in one room!

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 4 Action: 5 Nudity: 6 Coolness: 5 Badguys: 0 Gore: 6 Shock: 2 Dialog: 9 Post-Nuke?: Y Music: 5 Plot: 2 Length: Short Overall: 4

Jim's Review

Had Anti-Christ climax.

Jim broke it down like so: Technology: 3 Action: 4 Nudity: 3 Coolness: 7 Badguys: 1 Gore: 6 Shock: 2 Dialog: 7 Post-Nuke?: Y Music: 5 Plot: 3 Length: Short Overall: 4