Screamers Review

Screamers came out in 1995 and was directed by the ever-goat-fucking Christian Duguay. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "SF Horror" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 301 cum-stained viewers just like you weighed in on Screamers. 193 of 'em thought it was great! 108 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.

Dave's Review

While I feel that a lot more could have been done with the origional Philip K. Dick plot, it was still pretty satisfying.

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 7 Action: 8 Nudity: 1 Coolness: 9 Badguys: 9 Gore: 3 Shock: 7 Dialog: 4 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 5 Plot: 7 Length: Fine Overall: 7

Jim's Review

The screamers themselves were awesome opponents. You can never go wrong with evil spinning-bladed-robot-monsters!

Jim broke it down like so: Technology: 6 Action: 7 Nudity: 1 Coolness: 8 Badguys: 9 Gore: 2 Shock: 6 Dialog: 5 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 6 Plot: 7 Length: Fine Overall: 7