I Was a Teenage Zombie Review

I Was a Teenage Zombie came out in 1987 and was directed by the ever-shameless John Michalakis. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "Stupid Horror" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 171 shitty viewers just like you weighed in on I Was a Teenage Zombie. 106 of 'em thought it was great! 65 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.

Dave's Review

This movie was pretty sad. I think it was supposed to be like a Troma Team movie or something. But it just didn't have the Troma charm. In fact, it failed miserably.

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 1 Action: 3 Nudity: 1 Coolness: 1 Badguys: 1 Gore: 4 Shock: 8 Dialog: 4 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 3 Plot: 2 Length: Long Overall: 2

Jim's Review

The back of the movie promised that it would be a funny and gory movie. It was neither.

Jim broke it down like so: Technology: 1 Action: 3 Nudity: 1 Coolness: 3 Badguys: 2 Gore: 4 Shock: 8 Dialog: 2 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 5 Plot: 2 Length: Long Overall: 2