Texas Chainsaw Massacre: TNG Review

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: TNG came out in 1994 and was directed by the ever-shifty Kim Henkle. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "Fucked-Up Chainsaw Horror" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 456 erect viewers just like you weighed in on Texas Chainsaw Massacre: TNG. 251 of 'em thought it was great! 205 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

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Dave's Review

If I were to list all of the things that were wrong with this movie (like the fact that it was made at all), I could fill this page. So instead, I'll just list the things that were good about it: Robot Legs. Chainsaws. Brief Flash of Boobies.

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 0 Action: 5 Nudity: 2 Coolness: 1 Badguys: 0 Gore: 1 Shock: 1 Dialog: 1 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 3 Plot: 0 Length: Short Overall: 1

Jim's Review

Just what the fuck were the people creating this thinking? Were they on crack? The first Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the best slasher horror film I have seen (in my opinion) and they take all of the bad aspects of it, make them worse, take out the gore, screw all of the characters, and they expect people to watch it? What were the business men all about? Just avoid this movie at all costs.

Jim broke it down like so: Technology: 1 Action: 3 Nudity: 2 Coolness: 1 Badguys: 1 Gore: 2 Shock: 1 Dialog: 2 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 3 Plot: 1 Length: Fine Overall: 0