Susperia Review

Susperia came out in 1977 and was directed by the ever-shameless Dario Argento. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "Horror" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 509 cum-stained viewers just like you weighed in on Susperia. 358 of 'em thought it was great! 151 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.

Dave's Review

Argento's masterpiece. You'll want to redecorate your house. You'll remember the colored lights, music, and barbed wire long after the credits roll and the urine dries in your pants.

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 2 Action: 8 Nudity: 1 Coolness: 10 Badguys: 9 Gore: 9 Shock: 10 Dialog: 7 Post-Nuke?: Nope Music: 8 Plot: 8 Length: Medium Overall: 10