Crossworlds Review

Crossworlds came out in 1997 and was directed by the ever-knob-gobbling Krishna Rao. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "Rutger Hauer!" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 158 engorged viewers just like you weighed in on Crossworlds. 85 of 'em thought it was great! 73 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.

Thea's Review

Now, this one was my contribution to the Crapathon. The idea -- Rutger Hauer Does The Multiverse -- seemed pretty cool. Too bad Mr. Hauer got stuck babysitting two of the most annoying brats I have ever seen, and they got most of the screen time.
The idea was good. The implementation was crap!

Thea broke it down like so: Technology: 2 Action: 3 Nudity: 0 Coolness: 6 Badguys: 3 Gore: 0 Shock: 0 Dialog: 2 Post-Nuke?: No Music: 2 Plot: 3 Length: Ehhh.. Overall: 3