Sexy Oblivion - A porno parody of the Elder Scrolls RPG, Oblivion
Reiki: A Solemn Warning - A complete fabrication of mine. I still get the occasional email from people worried about a man named Chung stealing their life energy.
Pirate Ship Names - A list that a friend and I came up with for naming ships in Sid Meier's Pirates, a PC game.
CBML - Cheese-Based Markup Language - For no good reason, a cheese-based language spec from yours truly.
Proactive Prostitution - A tasteless use of business speak.
Summer In The City Alternate Lyrics - Obscene alternate lyrics to the well-loved song.