Really Useful Pirate Ship Names

It is recommended that you select your ship names from the list below while playing Sid Meier's Pirates!

The Olde Liste

  1. Queen Scrotoria
  2. The Goat's Head
  3. Leadenskull
  4. The Bone Stimulator
  5. I Dive for Balls
  6. Davey Jones' Chocolate Locker
  7. Cocoa Python
  8. H.M.S. Dbl. Cheeseburger
  9. Chunks
  10. Sid Meier Eats Babies
  11. Fisty McCheese
  12. Beef Barge
  13. Teh Donkey Gay
  14. The Hobbit
  15. Testocalypse Now
  16. Ass Pyrate
  17. Scrohammer
  18. H.M.S. Slippery When Wet
  19. The Yeti
  20. Pie Rat
  21. The Blue Baller
  22. H.M.S. Saltpeter
  23. Fishy Surprise
  24. Iron Beaver
  25. Red October
  26. The Stinking Ship
  27. The Kippered Snack
  28. Mutants on the Bounty
  29. The Festering Bilge
  30. Medieval Meat Flute
  31. Ye Olde Rat Balls
  32. That Iron Clanking Sensation
  33. Ratopolis
  34. Splin-Tar
  35. That Sinking Feeling
  36. Open Sores Sailing
  37. The Bagel
  38. The Muffin
  39. Enlarged Prostrate
  40. Sea Colon (C:)
  41. HMS Sworded By Faggots
  42. Windbreaker
  43. Cheesecutter
  44. Smell Her Majesty's Glove