Summer in the City (Alternate Lyrics)

Hot Carl, summer in the city
Take a dump, feeling so shitty
Smells bad, isn't it a pity
Grab a bit and rub it on your titties

Squat down, take a crap on my forehead
Feel the warm weight, smells like the living dead

    But at night it makes me smile
    Give me that steaming pile
    Come-on come-on and crap all night
    Despite the stink it'll be alright

    And babe, don't you know it's a pity
    That the days can't be like the nights
    On my forehead, in the city
    On my forehead, in the city

By David Gauer

Original lyrics for Summer in the City were written by John Sebastian, Mark Sebastian, and Steve Boone of the Lovin' Spoonful.
They also wrote and performed Do You Believe in Magic?.